The Best Agent Bilkins Quotes

[after Johnny Tran is arrested]
Agent: DVD players were purchased legally. All we've got on Tran and his boys are some low-rent weapons charges and some outstanding speeding tickets.
Sgt. Tanner: So, they're out.
Agent: Father bailed them out. Is this the kind of intelligence I can except from you, O'Connor?
Brian: What, you're gonna pin this on me?
Agent: Hey, I can pin this on whoever I want to. Perks of the job.

Brian: I just need some more time.
Agent: If you want time, buy the magazine.