The Best Agent Quigley Quotes

Agent: [password] When I'm calling you...
Siegfried: [countersign] Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Agent: Say, eh, how do you stand all that heat in there?
Agent: [stationed inside a burning stove] I'm wearing Bermuda shorts.

Siegfried: Look Smart, if you had to pick a disguise, why did you have to pick such a dopey looking one?
Agent: I'm not Smart from Control.
Siegfried: Then who are you?
Agent: I'm Dopey fr- I'm Quigley from Intelligence.