The Best Arboreus Quotes

Arboreus: If this mall expansion goes through, hundreds of trees will be slaughtered. Now, we have a plan. But to prove you're dedicated to our cause, you must first make out with tree.
Hayley: Wait, you want to make out with me?
Hayley: ME? No, I got a redwood in Canada.
[holds up bonsai tree]
Hayley: But my friend here thinks you're really cute.
[Hayley awkward stares at Arboreus]
Hayley: What's wrong? Is it because he's Asian?