The Best Brian Gamble Quotes

Brian: [getting chewed out by Fuller for his stunt at the bank] That woman is alive because of what we did!
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Yeah, alive and suing the city for millions. The Chief said if he's gonna pay, somebody else does, too, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.
Brian: C'mon Fuller we get...
Capt. Thomas Fuller: [Interrupting] *Captain* Fuller.
Brian: Captain Fuller, we get two seconds to make a decision! You get two months to sit there and tear it apart!
Velasquez: SWAT means "Special Weapons *And* Tactics". Where were your tactics out there?
Street: Saving a woman from getting shot. That's where are tactics were.
Brian: Yeah, every cop in this department knows that we did the right thing.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sometimes, doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing.
Sgt. Howard: What the hell does that mean?
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sergeant?
[Fuller turns to Street and Gamble]
Capt. Thomas Fuller: You disobeyed a direct order, end of story. You're both off SWAT.
Velasquez: Captain. They're two of our best officers.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Well I'm not sticking them back in the field after a stunt like that.
Brian: [Becoming angry] Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that saving lives was goddamn stunt!
Capt. Thomas Fuller: [Angry] Hey, you've got a big mouth, and apparently you're quick on the trigger, and *that* is why your ass is in a sling!
Velasquez: Captain Fuller, if you're really gonna put them off SWAT at least keep them in the division. Give'em a shot at getting back.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: [pause] Fine, stick'em in the gun cage. Get'em out of my sight.

Brian: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
Chris: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.

Gamble: So this is what it's come down to, bustin' down doors with J-Lo?

Gamble: Fuck you and S.W.A.T.

Brian: [to Street] You're like a goddamn rash!

Travis: [after almost getting into a fight with Street in the bar before Gamble broke it up] You should have let me beat his ass.
Gamble: I just saved yours.

[after shooting through a hostage to take out the bank robber holding her by the neck]
Gamble: I saved a hostage from getting shot.

McCabe: This was supposed to be simple snatch and extract.
Brian: Boxer was a threat, T.J.
McCabe: Boxer was my friend!
Brian: He was mine too.
Alex: Stop crying. You can buy new friends.
McCabe: Don't give me any more reason to kill you.
Alex: What are going to do, shoot me? You should relax a little bit, my friend. I'm the money here. Don't forget it.
Brian: We don't have time for this shit. Look, you can go ahead. I know this sucks. Let's worry about it in paradise, all right?