The Best Christian Aubert Quotes

Philippe: [holding up a doughnut] No croissant?
Jean: No, monsieur.
Philippe: [slurps drink, groans] You call this coffee?
Jean: I call this America.

Maitre'D: Would any one of you like a drink?
Kirby: Yes. The lady and I will have the Coca Cola.
Roz: Yeah, make sure the lady's has a lot of Jack Daniels in it.