The Best Clifford White Quotes

[Clifford has just learned that his fiance Suzanne is now going to marry Tom, i.e. Al]
Clifford: You can't be serious. We're to be married in two days! What are my mother and father gonna say about that?
Sam: Cancel the church, cancel the reception, cancel the tux, the cake...

[Suzanne is in a passionate embrace with Al]
Clifford: Suzanne Elsinger! What are you doing?
Sam: Suckin' face, pal, with my buddy here. It's very big in the '60s, '70s and '80s.