30 Best Cobra Quotes

Marion: It's bad for your health, you know?
Punk: What is, pinche?
[looking threatening]
Marion: [grabs cigarette away from punk's mouth] Me.
[pause]
Marion: Clean up your act.
[Cobra looks at punk's shirt, pulls it till it rips and then walks away with a smirk on his face]

Marion: As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose.

Detective: Excuse me, gentlemen, but I gotta say what I think, and I think this whole sorry ordeal is like some damn sick joke, if you ask me.
Marion: Nobody asked you, Monte.
Detective: Well that's just too bad, isn't it?

Marion: He didn't say the magic word.
Detective: What magic word?
Marion: Please.

Reporter: What makes a policeman a judge and jury? People have rights.
Policeman #1: You think a maniac who blew a kid's heart out should have rights?
Reporter: No matter what you think, people are entitled to protection by the law.
Marion: You tell that to his family!

Chief: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem?
Marion: Yeah, but it's just a little one.

Marion: I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away.

Captain: Forget it.
Detective: Forget it? What options do we have?
Captain: Call the bastard.

Night: You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive. You can't stop the New World. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It's breeding them! WE ARE THE FUTURE!
Marion: No!
[aims his gun]
Marion: You're history.

Marion: How bad is it?
Gonzales: It's bad.
Marion: Any I.D. on the guy?
Gonzales: Just another asshole who woke up hating the world.

Gonzales: I would kill for some...
Marion: What?
Gonzales: Gummy bears.

Gonzales: He looks like a fugitive from the fifties, but he sure is great at catching psychos.

Marion: Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you.

Gonzales: Never liked that bitch.

Detective: [after trying to negotiate with the supermarket gunman] All we need is a little more time and we can get control of the situation!
Captain: What control? Call the Cobra!

Night: Let's bleed, pig!

Gonzales: You're such a liar.
Marion: Watch your mouth. You're in public.

Marion: I always wanted to have a tougher one myself. You know, a little harder name.
Ingrid: Like what?
Marion: Alice.

Ingrid: Would you come over here, please? I won't hurt you.

Ingrid: Are your men out there?
Marion: Yeah, they're out there.
Ingrid: Are we just supposed to drive around until he tries to kill us again?
Marion: No, they won't get you.
Ingrid: You keep saying that. How do you know that for sure?
Marion: You got to have faith.

Marion: You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

Detective: [Cobra has just arrived at a crime scene] I don't agree with them bringing you in here - I just want you to know that.
Marion: [Dryly] Yeah.

Night: The court is civilized, isn't it, pig?
Marion: But I'm not. This is where the law stops and I start, sucker!

Captain: Call the Cobra.

Ingrid: Do you ever get involved?
Marion: With a woman?

Supermarket: You can go. You can go! You're free!

Marion: Ready?
Ingrid: Ready, Marion.
Marion: Catchy name, isn't it?

Supermarket: I got a bomb here! I'll kill her! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion: Go ahead. I don't shop here. All right, just relax, amigo. You wanna talk? We'll talk. I'm a sucker for good conversation.
Supermarket: I don't wanna talk to you! Now, you bring in the television cameras in here now! C'mon, bring 'em in!
Marion: Can't do that.
Supermarket: Why?
Marion: I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away.
Supermarket: I ain't no psycho, man! I'm a hero! You're looking at a fuckin' hunter! I'm a hero of the New World!
Marion: [shakes his head] You're a disease, and I'm the cure.
Supermarket: Die!
[points his sawed-off shotgun at Cobretti. Cobretti throws a knife that he had concealed. It hits the thug in the abdomen]
Marion: Drop it!
[the thug continues pointing his sawed-off shotgun at Cobretti. Cobretti fires 5 rounds from his .45 into the man, who dies. Cobretti walks over to the man & takes the bomb out of his hand]

Gonzales: You know, when this is over with, I'd like to celebrate, by punching a hole in Monte's chest!
Marion: You know what the trouble with you is? You're too violent.

[first lines]
Marion: [narrating] In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day.