The Best Court Clerk Quotes

Court: [reading the charge] Docket number 545362, People versus Vincent Dosso. Charge is murder in the second degree.
Arraignment: How do you plead?
Vincent: Not guilty, Your Honor.
Arraignment: [to Claire] Ms Kincaid?
A.D.A. Claire Kincaid: Because of the nature of the charges and Mr Dosso's connection to organized...
Mark: [interrupts Claire] Plumbing. Mr Dosso is a small businessman, Your Honor.
Arraignment: And I have a leaky faucet that I'm still paying off, two years later. Bail is set at $500 000.00.
Mark: [walks over to Claire] Second bite of the bad apple's just as sour.
A.D.A. Claire Kincaid: [confident] There are no constitutional violations this time.
Mark: Maybe not but I'm sure you've heard of attorney-client privilege?
[Smiles]
Mark: See you in chambers.