The Best Doug Quotes

Homer: You workin'?
Benjamin: Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...
[coughs]
Benjamin: cyborgs...
Doug: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
Marge: Does anybody need that much porno?
Homer: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.