The Best Elliot Birch Quotes

Seamus: So, you let the woman lock up your pathetic little prick, eh?
[he stands up]
Seamus: No wonder she's such a ball-busting hag.
Elliot: What did you just say?
Seamus: I said... your wife's a BITCH!
Elliot: DIANE IS GOD!
[he punches his face and falls off on the floor, and Andrew screams]
Nick: Holy shit! Dad, you punched Grandpa.
Judd: [he uses his hands in sign language] I love you, Dad.
Elliot: [panicked] Oh my god! What have I done? Father, are you okay?
Seamus: [he looks at him, then licks the blood out] Well, look at you.
Elliot: Here.
Seamus: William Wallace MacGregor, welcome home, son.
[gives him a hug, and chuckles nervously]