The Best George Weasley Quotes

Ron: How much are these?
Fred: 5 galleons.
Ron: How much for me?
Fred: 5 galleons.
Ron: I'm your brother!
Fred: 10 galleons.

[Harry sees a little boy crying, and Fred and George are comforting him]
Fred: What's your name?
Michael: Michael.
George: Your hand's gonna be fine, Michael.
Fred: Yeah, it's not as bad as it seems. See? It's fading already.
George: You can hardly see ours anymore.
Fred: And the pain stops after a while.

Hermione: It's not going to work.
Fred: Oh yeah?
George: Why's that, Granger?
Hermione: You see this?
[gestures to a glowing circle on the floor]
Hermione: This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
Fred: So?
Hermione: So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dim witted as an ageing potion.
Fred: Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant!
George: Because it's so pathetically dim witted.

Molly: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Fred, you next.
George: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred: Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.
Molly: [to Fred] Oh, I'm sorry, George.
Fred: [approaches the barrier] I'm only joking, I am Fred!
[runs through the barrier]

Fred: Well done, Harry. Wood's just told us.
Ron: Fred and George are on the team, too. Beaters.
George: Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, of course. Rough game, Quidditch.
Fred: Brutal, but no one's died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they'll turn up in a month or two!

George: [while Ginny and Harry kiss] Morning.

Fred: How you feeling, Georgie?
George: ...Saint-like.
Fred: ...Come again?
George: Saint-like.
[points to missing ear]
George: I'm holey.
Fred: Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for "holey"?

Arthur: Get out of the kitchen, Ron! Everybody's hungry!
George,14238: [together] Yeah, get out of the kitchen, Ron!
Arthur: [to the twins] Feet off the table!
George,14238: [together] Feet off the table!
[put feet back on the table]
Harry: [admiring the interior of the tent] I love magic.

Ron: There's no one like Krum! He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! He's more than an athlete! He's an artist.
Ginny: I think you're in love, Ron.
Ron: Shut up!
George: [grabs one of Ron's hands and begins singing] Victor, I love you!
Fred: [grabs Ron's other hand] Victor, I do!
George,14238: When we're apart my heart beats only for you!

Fred: [after the Seven Potters transformation] Wow, we're identical!

[Professor McGonagall demonstrates a waltz with Ron as her partner]
Professor: One-two-three, one-two-three...
Harry: [aside] You're never gonna let him forget this, are you?
Fred,14239: [shaking their heads] Never.

Professor: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Fred: [whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

Fred: You know, George, I've always felt out futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.
George: Fred, I've been thinking exactly the same thing.

[deleted scene]
Fred: Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin!
George: Be careful! He's a seriously evil wizard.
Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.
Harry: They're the only ones.
Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?
Harry: Maybe they're right.
Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!
Harry: Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue! What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.
Hermione: You don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too.
Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?
Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.

Ron: I didn't mean to open it.
[pause]
Ron: It was badly wrapped.
[pause]
Ron: [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!
George: Did not!