The Best Gwyneth Keyworth Quotes

Jackson: [Reggie saved Brodie's life, & likened it to Kevin Costner saving Morgan Freeman's life in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". Brodie opens his front door to find...] Morgan Freeman.
Reggie: No. You're Morgan Freeman. I'm Kevin Costner.
Jackson: How did you get my address, Mr Costner?
Reggie: I found this postcard
[as she pulls it out]
Reggie: in your old clothes, when I was throwin' 'em away. What's Marlee doin' in New Zealand? Is she on holiday?
Jackson: Mind your own bloody business. Didn't happen to see my wallet while you were goin' through my pockets did ya? or my phone?
Reggie: I told you in the hospital: I'm not a thief. I'm a nanny. Well, I was at school, but I'm still studyin'. I want to go to University. But I'm a nanny now, as a sort of temporary, narrow definition. Dr Hunter doesn't even really like the word.
Jackson: Don't feel you're responsible for me
Reggie: I'm not. You're responsible for me. I'm Kevin Costner.
Jackson: [gives up & let's Reggie in] Is that the only film you've seen?
Reggie: I'm more of a reader. I read very widely.

[Marnie is in labor]
Nathan: How does it feel baby?
Marnie: It feels like my cunt is being ripped apart!
Nathan: I'm no expert but that sounds normal.

Nathan: We should probably go for a drink.
Marnie: Swap some funny stories.
Nathan: See if we have similar tastes, and interests.
Marnie: Overcome some emotional hurdles.
Nathan: Have a few huge rows!
Marnie: [shouting] What did you do, you stupid prick!
Nathan: I-I'm sorry baby. I-I-I didn't know we where exclusive, and she had massive tits. It will never happen again!
Marnie: We'll make up, and before you know it, I have trapped you in a serious relationship.
Nathan: [laughing] That would be the conventional way to do it.
Marnie: There is just one problem.
[glancing at her stomach]
Marnie: I can't drink.
Nathan: So... I guess we should skip all that other stuff, and get straight down to the shagging.