The Best Janet Lewis Quotes

Janet: [to Debbie] We're gonna destroy you, you fat cow!
Tim: Where is this fat cow? I have some fresh new styles that can get any bovine ready for summer.

Steve: Principal Lewis. Thank God, we're saved.
Principal: Sorry, Smith. I've ordered my administration to turn a blind eye to these proceedings.
Janet: Thanks, Daddy.
Steve: Janet's your daughter? How come you never mentioned this before?
Principal: Because I'm ashamed of her for more reasons than you can imagine. Still, that's my little girl, man.