The Best Janice Baird Quotes

Janice: You know what they say about a man who does that to his ice, don't you?
Lokai: Yes. You can always count on him to lick the competition.
Lokai: Something like that.

Lokai: You been listening to this?
Janice: Hard not to.
Lokai: What do you think?
Janice: About?
Lokai: WEREWOLVES.
Janice: That whole hair on the back thing has always been a turn-off for me. And you?
Lokai: Oh I dig a chick with a healthy 'fro... Wherever I can find it.

Janice: Kind of old for a groupie, aren't we?
Lokai: Look, the sun is coming up. Why don't we discuss it over Breakfast?
Janice: I don't do breakfast.
Lokai: Me neither. It's amazing how much we've got in common. Lunch?
Janice: Nope.
Lokai: Dinner?
Janice: ...Nada.
Lokai: Twenty questions, naked, in the bathtub... Say around midnight?
Janice: Who's back to the faucet?
Lokai: Mine, of course.
Janice: You just won yourself a prize, groupie. Room 212, around midnight. And don't forget your submarine.
Lokai: It's going to be a pleasure watching you perform, Janice Baird... A real pleasure.