The Best Jim Brown Quotes

[challenging a Martian to a fistfight]
Byron: No weapons! No tricks! Just you and me! Byron Williams! The heavyweight champion of the world!

Chip: Tell us what we want to know.
[starts turning on the machine, Alan hears Brick chucking]
Archer: I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Alan: Archer?
[Chip chuckles maniacally]
Chip: Where are the rest of the Gorgonite scum?
Brick: We have ways of making you talk.
[continues turning on the machine]
Link: Come on, fella. Make it easy on yourself. If you tell us, we'll let you go.
Chip: It will go easier for you if you cooperate.
Archer: [repeatedly] I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Chip: All right. Let's dispose of this garbage.
[still turning on the machine, Brick was still chuckling]
Butch: [they saw Alan turned on the lights] Hey, it's the kid.
Chip: Commandos, pull back! Retrograde movement!
[they started to jump down, Brick chuckling]
Brick: Uh-oh!
[Archer was still captured and was gonna get killed]
Alan: Hey!
[Alan races back to rescue Archer]

Barbara: Know anyone who can fly a plane?
Byron: Yeah, your husband Art.
Barbara: No... he's dead. I told him this was gonna happen.

Major: [looks at the Commandos] Commandos! Ten-hut!
Major: [they started waking up] Commando Elite, fall in!
[they started to get out of their boxes, as they started hoping in line]
Major: [he gives command to the soldiers] Sound off, soldiers!
Butch: Butch Meathook, sniper. Lethal from any distance, sir.
Major: Good to have you aboard.
Nick: Nick Nitro. Demolition is MY mission.
Major: Served with your father. He's a good man.
Brick: Brick Bazooka, artillery. Ready to go full bore, sir.
Major: Save it for the enemy.
Link: Link Static, communications. Awaiting dispatch of orders, sir.
Major: Double up on your rations, Sparky.
Kip: Kip Killagin, covert insurgent. Sharp as a razor, sir.
Major: Let me see that weapon.
[he hands over the weapon, then breaks it]
Major: Standard issue is insufficient.
Major: [starts giving command] All right, ladies. Now listen, and listen good. Our mission: Destroy the gorgonite enemy. Defeat him.
Butch: Yes, sir!
Major: There will be no mercy.
Major: [to the Commandos] First, the area. Secure new arms! Commandos, MOVE OUT!
[they started moving out inside Alan's toy store]