The Best Jude Farese Quotes

Jack: [Murzie is taunting one of the hostages] You in the army?
Crew: No... I always wanted to be. They turned me down.
Jack: [snickers] Why is that?
Crew: Emotional instability.
Mike: Hey Murzie, that makes two of you.
Jack: That ain't funny.
Mike: You're absolutely right, that ain't funny.