The Best Kurt Longjohn Quotes

Kurt: Little Bill.
Little: Hey. Kurt. What's up?
Kurt: What's wrong with you?
Little: Ah... my fuckin' wife, man, she's over there... she's got some idiot's dick in her, people standing around watching - it's a fuckin' embarassment.
Kurt: Yeah. Yeah. I know. Anyway, listen...
Little: Yeah?
Kurt: For the shoot - I wanna talk about the look. I wanted to see about getting this new zoom lens...
Little: Right.
Kurt: I wondered if we'd be able to look into getting some more lights, too, y'know...
Little: Jack wants a minimal thing...
Kurt: Right, well, very often, minimal means a lot more photographically than I think, well... than I think most people understand...
Little: I understand.
Kurt: No, no. Hey. I know you understand, I was talking about some other people.
Little: Well, I think what Jack is talking about is minimal, not really "natural", but minimal...
Kurt: Okay... fine... I was just saying...
Little: I understand...
Kurt: 'Cause I'm trying to give each picture it's own look...
Little: Can we talk about this later?
Kurt: Oh, yeah... you have to go somewhere... or...?
Little: Well, no, yeah... I mean...
Kurt: 'Cause I was hoping to, y'know, for the shoot tomorrow, we could send Rocky down and he could pick it up...
Little: Kurt.
Kurt: No. Hey. Gotcha. You've gotta go somewhere so - hey - what the fuck? It's only the fucking photography of the movie we're talking about.
Little: My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?
Kurt: OK. No big deal. Sorry.