The Best Lee Donowitz Quotes

Lee: [to Elliot as he realizes he has been betrayed to the cops] How do you know his name? Why the fuck does he know your name? You piece of shit. You can forget about acting for the next twenty years, your fucking career is over. Take your fucking SAG card and burn it. You little cocksucker. I treated you like a son. You fucking stab me in the heart.

[Lee Donowitz is discussing possible titles for his next film]
Lee: What does Joe like?
Elliot: Um... "Body Bags 2".
Lee: [Sarcastically] Oooo, that's imaginative. I've got more taste in my penis.

Lee: [on the phone] Who the fuck is Dick?
Elliot: [Mishearing him] Huh? You want me to suck his dick?

[to driver that cut him off]
Lee: Don't give me the finger! I'll fucking have you killed!