The Best Luenell Quotes

Uncle: [Narrating] I'll never forget the day my grandmama Nellie Ruckus showed up after all them fitty years, I'll never forget because it scarred me for the rest of my natural born life
[screams as Nellie hits him on the head with a toilet plunger]
Uncle: Ow goddamnit!
Nellie: Oh Uncle it's you
Uncle: Nellie is that you?
Nellie: Nigger I thought you was a burglar, a big fat funky, nasty, stinky, black, one eyed, mother fucking burglar! Why the fuck didn't you knock nigger? You raggedy son of a bitch!
Uncle: I live here
Nellie: Don't you sass me again boy and I'll cut you!
[points a straight razor at his throat]

Marcus': Girl... are you going to play a word tonight?
Miss: It's your turn.
Marcus': Is it?
Miss: I think so.
Marcus': I'm drunk.
Miss: Me too!

[from trailer]
Donny: [reads a magazine] Whoa, that's my boy! He moved out when he was eighteen, I haven't seen him since...
Brie: It says here he's one of the most successful hedge fund managers in the finance industry.
Champale: Maybe your son can help you...