The Best Madame Lucille DuBert Quotes

Madame: Are you hungry, Richard?
Richard: I'm starving!
Madame: What is your favourite French dish?
Richard: Ah... 'coque au vin'.
Madame: That's because it's the only one you know?
Richard: No. I Iike it because it has wine in it.
Madame: It has chicken in it, too!