The Best Mary Treen Quotes

Rose: And in the mornin', I want you to eat all your cereal and don't leave half the milk.
Opie: Okay. I won't leave half the milk.
Rose: Good boy.
Opie: I'll leave ALL the milk.

Rose: Opie, dear, I'm marryin' Mr. Pine because I love him.
Opie: I thought you loved ME.
Rose: I do, Opie.
Opie: You don't catch me marryin' somebody else.

Cousin: Mrs Bailey is on the phone.
George: I don't want Mrs Bailey I want my wife... Mrs Bailey? Oh, that's my wife.

George: [the staff celebrates closing the building and loan company with only two dollars remaining, to stay in business] Get a tray for these two great big important simoleans here.
Uncle: We'll save 'em for seed.
George: A toast! A toast! A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old Building and Loan in business, you better have a family real quick.
Cousin: I wish they were rabbits.