The Best Mike Quotes

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Jesse: You know he's not gonna be happy.
Mike: No. I suspect he won't. Only you can decide what's best for you, Jesse. Not him, not me.
Jesse: I'm out.
[pause]
Jesse: So what are you gonna do with all that money?
Mike: Same thing I do with all the other money. How 'bout you, teenage retiree? You'll be livin' the dream.
Jesse: Not sure I should stick around town.
Mike: That's a start.
Jesse: Nothin' really keepin' me here. Where would you go? If you were me?
Mike: Doesn't matter, I'm not you.
Jesse: Seriously, come on. If you were my age? Just play along. Make some conversation.
Mike: Alaska.
Jesse: Yeah?
Mike: Yeah. If I were your age, startin' fresh... Alaska. It's the last frontier. Up there, you can be anything you want.
Jesse: Alaska. Start over. Start fresh.
Mike: One could.
Jesse: Put things right.
Mike: No. Sorry, kid, that's the one thing you can never do.