The Best Old George Quotes

The: Can you ride?
Old: No, can't walk to good either.
The: So why are you here?
Old: I know stuff.

Old: [while talking with the Postman] I was an aerospace engineer. I helped design the Galileo space station. I dream it's orbiting Earth forever, with a dozen human skeletons all grinning at each other. Laughing at us down here.