The Best Paul Walter Hauser Quotes

Walter: All you get now is how you gotta' cater to them. Watch ya' mouth. Don't say this, don't say that. Be nice. Hell, they ain't even colored no more.
Felix: Negroes.
Ivanhoe: Blacks.
Walter: Afro-Americans.

Larry: In My Dreams, I Like To Kill Women.

[Stingray is putting on sunglasses while driving at night]
Daniel: What are you doing? It's pitch black out.
Raymond: Stingrays see better in the dark.

Raymond: You mess with a Cobra, you get the fangs.

Larry: He Looks At Me, Not Through Me.

Greg: Do you have any friends, Raymond?
Raymond: I believe it was Emerson who said that "a friend is the hope of the heart."
Greg: Yeah. Well, it was Hughes who said, "Get your goddamn Frisbees off my roof or I'm calling the police."

- You think my dad cares about you?
- He’s trying to feel better for screwing up with me!
Raymond: Oh, we're jumping in the pool?
- This is the greatest night of my life!
- Cannonball!

Larry: When there's doubt, there's no doubt.
James: How's that?
Larry: Something Gary says. He heard it from a friend who liberated Kuwait. If you think you could be in danger... you are in danger.

Shawn: People don't take me seriously, Jeff. But I am in control of the situations. I think I proved that.
Jeff: This is out'a control!
Shawn: Relax. Everything's great. Yes. My parents taped over my favorite Star Trek episode to record the CNN, but I'm keeping it together!
Jeff: You're a fucking idiot!