The Best Peppermint Quotes

Detective: Don't you look especially pretty this morning. Thanks for showing up.
Detective: I've always been a firm believer in beauty sleep.
Detective: [sniffs his spiked coffee then pours it out] Pro tip. Wait until you're dead before you embalm yourself.

Detective: This isn't where the story ends.
Detective: [on Diego Garcia's habit of harsh example making] Chris North didn't even rob Diego Garcia... he just considered it

Riley: Hi.
[pushes gun barrel into his nose]
Marvin: Oh, God.
Riley: I have questions for you. You're not busy, are you?

Diego: [over walkie-talkie] I can hear the pain in your voice. You're hurting. You're hurting bad. Out-manned, out-gunned. How you really think this is gonna go?
Riley: I'm gonna shoot you in your fucking face. And then I'll pretty much figure it out from there.

Boy: [on his drunk father] He needs my help sometimes

Diego: [last line, gloatingly to Riley] I'll be out of prison long before you

Riley: Got a car?
[a clerk nods]
Riley: Give me the keys.
[Clerk hands over keys. Riley drops a wad of money on the counter]
Riley: Consider it a rental.

Ortega: You Are STILL A Little Dog

Riley: You didn't serve the justice. I will.

Detective: We know everything, but we cannot prove anything

Riley: I'm going to burn your house down now, Peg... with you inside of it.
Riley: [Sees Peg's car keys. Takes them] Oh, good.
Peg: Riley. Riley! Get back here, Riley! No!
Riley: Stop squealing, Peg. I'm just kidding.
Peg: Riley!

Detective: How come the feds care about a squirrelly soccer mom?
FBI: Didn't she smack you in the head five years ago?
Detective: Smacking dumbasses ain't a federal offense.