The Best Peter Cambor Quotes

Sam: Does that prehistoric cell phone of yours even have wa fa?

Nicole: So I'm guessing you don't have any dependents.
Brianna: Excuse me. We have a dog.
Barry: And friends of mine took my sperm.
Nicole: I'm putting "no". So, uh, Barry, uh, how would you define your relationship?
Barry: I'd say we're two unwed people who live together and aren't allowed to eat each other's leftovers.
Nicole: So I'll put "roommates".

Barry: Look, I'm an accountant. I'm used to ignoring the law.

Barry: The part I find particularly unfunny is that the only reason you agreed to become a guardian is because you thought it was never gonna happen.
Brianna: Yeah. That's why everyone agrees to be a guardian.

Barry: Do you remember how I used to be terrified of you just like everybody else?
Brianna: Fondly.
Barry: This one day I saw you strutting all hot and cocky down the hallway, until you walked right into a trash can.
Brianna: Doesn't sound like me at all, but I'll entertain it.
Barry: And you were clearly horrified, and relieved when you thought no one saw you. I mean, you were such a colossal loser in that moment.
Brianna: And you're telling me now, in this moment, because...
Barry: Because it was adorable. It made me smile the whole day. And the next day, I asked you out.