The Best Phil Newkirk Quotes

Tony: Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her.
Phil: What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?
Tony: She could be out for a year, Phil.
Zack: Like who?
Phil: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul.
Tony: Paula Abdul, in my show?
Mr. Karlman: I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!
Zack: Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas.
Mr. Karlman: What?
Zack: We gamble.