The Best Reginald Quotes

Reginald: [when he's not allowed on a ride at the amusement park] Oh, come on, man. You got to let me on. I'm trying to create a moment with this girl. I respect this bitch. I love this bitch.

Hayley: Listen, Reginald, I never had a chance to say I'm sorry for trying to kiss you the other night. I was drunk and stupid. It'll never happen again.
Reginald: Girl, don't even sweat it. That was the liquor talking and liquor loves talking to my cute ass.

Reginald: It's heartbreak hotel up in here. Damn it, Elvis. Leave us alone!