The Best Room Service Attendant Quotes

Maxwell: Hey waiter, what's that?
Room: Oh, it's a champagne supper for Mr. Royal and his American fiancée. Poor girl. When he starts operating she'll have as much chance as a draft card at a hippie love-in.
Maxwell: You mean he's a ladies' man?
Room: Well let me put it this way: his little black book is in its 24th edition.
Maxwell: So that's the kind of man he is.
Room: Yeah, all day, all night. I don't know how he does it. I couldn't pass the physical.