The Best Rosie Dunne Quotes

Rosie: [Rosie hears Alex and Bethany having sex] Oh my god! Is... is that...
Clare: Bethany
Rosie: So, when you said he was...
Clare: tied up...
Rosie: you actually meant...
Clare: tied up.
Rosie: Um, I should go.
Clare: Any second now.
Bethany: [And Clare mocking her] Oh Alex, where did you learn to do that?
[Rosie pukes in Bethany's handbag]

Rosie: [voice over] In battle to preserve sanity, I must remember following rules. Number one, never breast feed in a public place. Two, never bounce Katie on knee after feeding. Three, try not to cry when she cries. And four, the most important of all, never assume trouble isn't around the next corner.

Dick: [Rosie sees the doctor for the stuck condom in her vagina] Hi, I'm Dick.
Rosie: Of course, you are.

[Alex is checking into the hotel]
Rosie: Any baggage?
Alex: No. I left it behind.

Rosie: I think not telling you was a way to keep the dream alive, you know? So there was at least someone out there who still saw me as Rosie. And not this strange new person I've become.

[at the airport]
Ruby: [arrives and sees Katie and Toby are travelling too] What's this, a school outing?
Rosie: I couldn't leave her behind and wherever Katie goes, Toby goes.
Ruby: [to Katie and Toby] Oh, are you two an item now?
Katie: [unisone with Toby] No way! We are friends,.
Toby: [unisone with Katie] No way! We are friends.
Ruby: [rolling her eyes] God give us strength.

Rosie: But if I go to Boston, mom will never speak to me again.
Dennis: Well, if you don't go, I won't. The choice is yours.
Manager: [Manager comes and reminds him that he is being late] Dennis!
Dennis: And do me a favour; come back and take that prick's job.

Rosie: They have food in America, Mum, and I'm guessing washing machines.

[Last lines]
Alex: Rosie Dunne, can I take you to the dance?
Rosie: Better late than never.

Alex: How do I go about seducing a woman who is apparently out of my league?
Rosie: Is that a serious question?
Alex: Yeah, absolutely.
Rosie: Mmm well, you're at a disadvantage being a, you know,
[whispers]
Rosie: virgin.

Rosie: And I don't just mean average nice, I mean Father Christmas-Easter Bunny-Tom Hanks-all-rolled-into-one nice

Rosie: If I'd told him, he'd never have left and his whole life would have been ruined too. I mean, what's the point?
Ruby: How noble. I'd have forced the bastard to stay.
Rosie: Oh, no, no. He's not the dad. That's just some other loser.
Ruby: You are turning out to be a lot more interesting than you look.

Rosie: What do you think? Boobs au naturel or pushed up? In? Or out?
Alex: [surprised] Well, uh, I mean, it depends. Is it
[stammers]
Alex: for dancing, or is it, um... Hmm...
Rosie: Who knows?

Rosie: Did you ever want more, Dad?
Dennis: Do you know what your Gran's favourite phrase was? "Not for the likes of us." When you told us of your plan it was the first thing that popped into my head. I could hear her voice in the room saying it. I don't want that voice in your head, ever.

Rosie: You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue dragging half way across the ground.

Alex: Okay, and what what happened to the sex?
Rosie: This is about the sex!
Alex: God, you're so fucked up!
Rosie: Mmm, you have no idea. Huh.