The Best Sandra Echeverría Quotes

[Gidget is watching La Pasión de la Pasión on TV]
Maria: [Bursting into a room with much flouncing] Why? Why?
Gidget: What's the matter, Maria?
Fernando: Maria! Your face! It wears a thousand sorrows! What is wrong?
Maria: [More flouncing] Oh, I have come face to face with the worst thing in the world!
Gidget: [Getting really into it] What? Oh, tell me Maria! Tell me now! I CANNOT BEAR ANOTHER MOMENT WITHOUT KNOWING!
Maria: [Yet more flouncing] Loneliness!
[Fernardo gasps, then Gidget gasps]