The Best Shaun Evans Quotes

Sean: Two halves, please.
The: What was the other one?
Sean: Two halves.
The: Oh, yeah.
Sean: I just found the world's stupidest barman.

Sean: She got small hands.
Ben: What's that got to do with anything?
Sean: Makes your Willy look big.

Glover: [When asked what he does] I'm a walking HR department.