The Best Sif Quotes

Sif: Betray him and I'll kill you.
Loki: It's good to see you too, Sif.

[Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]
Sif: I've got this completely under control!
Thor: Is that why everything's on fire?

[a megalith appears to fight Thor]
Sif: All yours...
Thor: [walks up to the monster] Hello
[Monster roars]
Thor: I accept your surrender.
[Crowd howls with laughter. Thor smashes up the monster]
Thor: Anyone else?
[the Marauders all surrender]
Fandral: Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!

[the Einherjar bring Jane a meal]
Jane: I'm not hungry.
Sif: [knocks down the guards] Good! Come with me!

Fandral: [to Volstagg] Our dearest friend banished! Loki on the throne! Asgard on the brink of war! Yet you managed to consume four wild boars, six pheasants, a side of beef and two caskets of ale! Shame on you! Don't you care?
[dashes the plate from Volstagg's hands]
Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!
Sif: [breaks them up] Stop it, both of you! Stop! We all know what we have to do.
Hogun: We must go. We must find Thor.
Fandral: You speak of treason!
Volstagg: Forget treason, it's suicide!
Sif: Thor would do the same for us.
Volstagg: Hush! Heimdall may be watching.
[an Asgardian sentry enters]
Asgardian: Heimdall demands your presence!
[the sentry leaves]
Volstagg: We're doomed.

Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles] You did.
Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.

Thor: Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.
Sif: Oh, shit!
Thor: Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.

[During credits]
[Sif and Volstagg are guided by a red alien]
Carina: I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, the Collector.
[Sif and Volstagg meet Taneleer Tivan]
The: Asgardians, it's an honor...
Sif: You know why we're here.
[hands the Aether over to the Collector]
The: Of course. But if I may ask, why not keep it secure, in your own vault?
Volstagg: The Tesseract is already on Asgard. It is not wise to keep two Infinity Stones so close together.
The: That's very wise. I can assure you, it will be absolutely safe here in my collection.
Sif: See that it is.
[Sif and Volstagg leave]
The: One down, five to go...

Sif: Loki, you must go to the All-Father and convince him to change his mind.
Loki: And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant, he's reckless, he's dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?
[Loki walks off]
Sif: He may speak for the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor!
Volstagg: We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
Hogun: Laufey said, there were traitors in the house of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral: Loki's always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely!