The Best Stephanie Vanderkellen Quotes

Stephanie: Wait, there's something wrong with these pictures, I can't put my finger on it...
Dick: You're not in them?
Stephanie: That's it!

Michael: What is this?
Stephanie: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
[begins to sob]
Michael: You made these by yourself?
Stephanie: [Sobbing] I tried but Joanna had to help.

Larry: Where ya from, little lady?
Stephanie: [still half-thinking that she must have wandered very far from home and ended up at the Three Bears' woods-cabin] Rhode Island.
Stephanie: [seeing Larry and the two Darryls glance at each other in a dumbly puzzled manner, causing her to come back to her senses] Oh --- you mean **locally**.

Stephanie: Who would have a baby if they thought about what it was going to look like when it was ninety?

Stephanie: Frankly, Dick, being attractive can be a real burden.
Dick: Yes, it's true.
Stephanie: You don't know how lucky you are.

Michael: Oh, Cupcake, our photo session is this Friday at six.
Stephanie: Perfect! Early evening is one of my five best times of day.
Joanna: Didn't you two get your pictures taken *last* month?
Stephanie: Joanna, you'd get your picture taken a lot, too, if you looked like this.

Michael: Steph, did you ever want the Professor and Mary Ann to get together?
Stephanie: Aren't they other people?

Larry: Are you hungry?
Stephanie: I'm starved!
Larry: What part of the squirrel do you like best?

Stephanie: I know it's only a matter of time before you drop me. I'd lose respect for you if you didn't.

Stephanie: You know, sometimes I think the whole world is against me.
Dick: You're right, Stephanie. You know, every Thursday myself and four-and-a-half billion other people get together and try to figure out how to make life miserable for you.
Stephanie: Well tell them for me they're doing a great job.

Stephanie: [observing the living room's layout in the cabin, and remembering the classic "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" tale] Wait a minute --- three chairs, three bowls, and three beds...! How far did I go during my walk?

Stephanie: All you people ever talk about is television. Everyone in my world is obsessed with TV.
George: I'm not.
Stephanie: Well, you're also not part of my world, George. Oh. OK. You're on the fringe.

Stephanie: Michael, you've walked out on me twice. I think you owe me an apology and a precious stone.

Stephanie: If I can't drive around in a convertible with the wind blowing in my hair, what's the point of having a head?

[Holding back tears]
Stephanie: I found out I like bowling.
[She starts crying]

Stephanie: There's nothing sadder than a perky blonde on the skids.