The Best Stephen King Quotes

Marge: So, Mr. King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?
Stephen: Oh, I don't feel like writing horror right now.
Marge: Oh, that's too bad.
Stephen: I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man. He discovered electricity, and used it to torture children and green mountain men. And that key he tied to the end of a kite? It opened the gates of HELL!
Marge: Well, let me know when you get back to horror.
Stephen: Will do.
[writes: CALL MARGE RE: HORROR]