The Best Stevie King Quotes

Stevie: One of these days, I'm gonna write the scariest book in the whole wide world. Except, then nobody'll probably buy it.

Mary: What else did I do while you were unconscious?
Dr. Sam Beckett: Uh... Well, you got angry at me and... made a skull fly across the room. Of course, it could've been worse, it could've been kitchen knives.
Stevie: Wow, what a neat idea!
[a car pulls up in front of the house, hooting]
Mary: Hi, Mrs. King!
Stevie: Hi, Mom!
Dr. Sam Beckett: [suspiciously] "Stevie"?
Admiral: [confirms] King.