The Best Tia Dalma Quotes

Gibbs: Jack! The world needs you back something fierce!
Will: Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones, he controls the Flying Dutchman.
Elizabeth: He's taking over the sea!
Tia: The song has already been sung! The brethren court is called!
Jack: I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens, everything's gone to pot!

Tia: You know I demand payment.
Jack: I brought payment. Look.
[brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him]
Jack: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia: [releases the monkey from the cage]
Gibbs: [muttered] No...
[Speaking clearly]
Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
Tia: The payment is fair...

Tia: My sweet, you've come for me.
Davy: You were expecting me?
Tia: It has been torture, trapped in this single form, cut off from the sea. From all that I love. From you.
Davy: Ten years, I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years, I looked after those who died at sea, and finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. Why weren't you there?
Tia: It is my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
Davy: I do not love you!
Tia: Many things you were, Davy Jones, but never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose, and so yourself, and you did hide away what should always have been mine!
[turns him to his untentacley human form]
Davy: [caressing her face] Calypso.
Tia: I will be free, and when I am, I will give you my heart, and we will be together always... but if only you had a heart to give.
[turns him to his tentacley monstrous form]
Tia: [his crab claw arm reaches out and chokes her] Why did you come?
Davy: [unable to pull his arm back through the bars, he walks through them] And what fate have you planned for your captors?
Tia: [angrily] The brethren court? All of them, the last thing they will learn in this life is how cruel I can be.
[Jones turns to leave]
Tia: And what of your fate, Davy Jones?
Davy: [turns back] My heart will always belong to you.
[he leaves]
Tia: [smiles softly to herself as she hugs the bars]

Tia: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia: Yes.
Jack: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: [greedily] No!
Tia: Then it helps.

Tia: The Pearl's gone, along with its captain.
Gibbs: And already the world seems a little less bright. He fooled us all, right to the end. But I guess that honest streak finally won out. To Jack Sparrow.
Ragetti: Never another like Captain Jack.
Pintel: He was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
Elizabeth: He was a good man.
Will: If there was anything could be done to bring him back...
Tia: Would you do it? What would any of you do? Would you sail to the ends of the earth and back to fetch back witty Jack, and him precious Pearl?
Gibbs,10078: Aye!
Elizabeth: Yes.
Tia: All right. But if you will brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end, then you will need a captain who knows those waters.
Barbossa: [enters] So tell me, what's become of my ship?

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily]
Jack: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
Jack: [to Tia Dalma] As for you...
Tia: Now, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack: Fair enough. You're in.
[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]
Jack: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.
[to Tai Huang]
Jack: Who are you?
Tai: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack: Where does your allegiance lie?
Tai: With the highest bidder.
Jack: I have a ship.
Tai: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack: Good man. Weigh anchor, all hands! Prepare to make sail!
[takes out compass]
Cotton's: Weigh anchor!
Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin', Jack?