The Best Ticket Seller Quotes

Ticket: The tower is closed this evening.
Ken: No way, it's supposed to be open until seven.
Ticket: The tower is usually open until seven, yesterday an American had a heart attack at the tower, today the tower is closed.
Harry: [Harry hands ticket seller 100 Euros] Here cranky, here's a hundred for you. Were only gonna be twenty minutes.
Ticket: [crumples the money and throws it at Harry's head]
[tapping on Harry's forehead]
Ticket: The tower... is closed... this evening! Understand? English man!
[Ken walks up the tower while Harry proceeds to beat the ticket seller]