The Best Victor Campos Quotes

Lt. Theo Kojak: Como estais, amigo? Como estais?
Det. Gomez: Muy bien. That's pretty good, lieutenant. You know, what you ought to do is get yourself a nice Spanish-speaking girl. It'll help you with the important words.
Lt. Theo Kojak: Hey, take it from me, sonny, for the important things you don't need words.

Det. Gomez: [a pen with Kojak's name on it is found at a crime scene] Did you drop it?
Lt. Theo Kojak: [sarcastic] Yeah, but I can't remember whether I dropped it before or after I broke into the safe!

Doyle: [to Columbo about the corpse] Good-looking broad except for the, uh, marks around her neck.