The Best Alma Hodge Quotes

[Bree has found Alma and a passed out Orson in bed together, along with sleeping pills and Viagra]
Bree: You raped my husband!
Alma: We made love. And when our baby is born, he's going to come back to me.
Bree: Baby?
Alma: It's true. I could be expecting right now.
Bree: Were you expecting this?
[Bree decks Alma before she calls her house]
Bree: Andrew, I need you to come over right away. And, um...
[pause]
Bree: ...bring the wheelbarrow.