The Best Andrew Detmer Quotes

Andrew: [Andrew flies out of the exploded hospital, holding Richard by the legs] It's your fault!
Richard: Please. God, put me down!
Andrew: You did this!
Richard: Please Stop!
Andrew: Your fault! You did this to me! You die!
[Andrew drops his father. But Matt catches Richard in mid-air]

Richard: How you getting to school?
Andrew: I don't know what you mean.
Richard: Don't bullshit me, you idiot. Matt doesn't come. He didn't drive up. You leave the house. Who the hell is giving you rides to school?
Andrew: M-Matt.
Richard: All right. You know what? You're lying. You're up to something, and you can't hide it. You think you can just slink? Hmm? Sneaking, sneaking around my house, smiling? I'm onto your shit.

Andrew: [attacking his father] I could crush you! I could crush you!

Andrew: I've been doing a lot of reading, you know? Like, online about, like, just evolution and natural selection and how like there's this thing, right? It's called the apex predator, right? And basically what this is, is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? And as human beings, we're considered the apex predator but only because smaller animals can't feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right? A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly... and I think that means something. I just think that really means something.

Matt: Dude. I haven't had sex since summer.
Andrew: I haven't had sex since ever.
Steve: Really?
Andrew: Really?
Steve: That is completely unacceptable.
Matt: Well...
Steve: How are you guys so cool? How are you guys so cool, man?
Matt: Liquid nitrogen.

Andrew: Please believe me, Steve. Please, it's just I-I don't know what I did. I lost control, and I'm so sorry. This thing, it's just becoming a part of me now and I don't... I miss you, Steve.

Andrew: Hey, Matt! Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks?
[Matt gives the finger]

[first lines]
Andrew: [as Richard tries to enter his room] What do you want?
Richard: Why is this door locked, Andrew?

Andrew: Wow, look, a rave.
Matt: Oh, wow, look. A nerd with a camera.

Matt: Oh, my God, I can see your head is, like exploding right now.
Andrew: What?
Matt: This is the beginning of your downfall - hubris - right there.
Andrew: What's "hubris"?
[Matt mocking laughs]
Andrew: No, what does "hubris" mean, Matt?
Matt: Seriously?
Andrew: What does "seriously" mean?

Andrew: [to Steve] See, it's different, 'cause you've always had friends, and people want to talk to you and be around you. I never had any of that. I mean, before this, I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's my cousin. We were close when were little, but- I don't know. In high school, everything changed.

Matt: Andrew! Andrew, look at me! This has to stop right now, okay? This is really, really bad. What happened to you?
Andrew: Why did you catch him?
Matt: Listen, just focus okay?
Andrew: I dropped him! Why did you catch him?
Matt: Andrew, this is not a game, do you understand? You're hurting people!
Andrew: You're weak, Matt! You're all weak. I'm stronger than all of this!
Matt: Andrew, listen to me, okay? Just... I need you listen. Just focus for a second.
Andrew: Do not tell me what to do!
Matt: They can't stop us, it's not too late for us to go.
Andrew: It is too late. I'm done! It's over... god, you treated me like shit! You left me alone!
Matt: Andrew, you're not alone up here. I'm here with you! I should've been with you all along, but I'm here now. We can stop this right now, you and me. Andrew, we can just fly away, we can get out of here. We can be family! Andrew? Andrew, look at yourself. This isn't who you are!
Andrew: Apex predator...
Matt: What?
Andrew: I'm an apex predator!