The Best Archie Graham Quotes

Shoeless: The first two were high and tight, so where do you think the next one's gonna be?
Archie: Well, either low and away, or in my ear.
Shoeless: He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away.
Archie: Right.
Shoeless: But watch out for in your ear.

Ray: Where'd they come from?
Shoeless: Where did WE come from? You wouldn't believe how many guys wanted to play here. We had to beat 'em off with a stick.
Archie: Hey, that's Smokey Joe Wood. And Mel Ott. And Gil Hodges!
Shoeless: Ty Cobb wanted to play, but none of us could stand the son-of-a-bitch when we were alive, so we told him to stick it!

[Archie's at bat and is almost hit by the pitcher's throws, twice]
Archie: Hey, ump, how 'bout a warning?
Clean: Sure, kid. Watch out you don't get killed.