The Best Ashley Tisdale Quotes

Dom: You need to clear your subconscious, and watch what you think about. Nothing crazy.
Jody: Right. Like having your crotch burst into flames.

[from trailer]
Jody: Hi, we're looking for a book that can stop evil spirits.

Christian: How do you like my blue room?
Jody: It's red.
Christian: Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me... never mind.

Jody: Gort klaatu barada nikto, it says the curse ends with one word: Adunda.

Girl: What happened? Did you read them your poetry.

[from trailer]
Jody: So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?
Priest: No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have.

Jody: I'm not gonna get pregnant am I?
Kendra: No.

Jody: I feel like there's something in this house.

Jody: Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house!
Dan: Sorry, won't happen again.