The Best Bartender Quotes

Lockhart: [Re-enters the bar and goes to bartender] I need to make a phone call, long distance.
Bartender: We take credit cards.
[He hands Lockhart the phone and he gives Bartender the credit card]
Bartender: [Lockhart dials]
Hank: Lockhart.
Lockhart: Mr. Green.
Hank: Where the hell have you been?
Lockhart: [Urgent] I have a question. Did Pembroke have any pre-existing conditions? Before he got here, did he have any medical conditions? Was he sick?
Hank: No, the guy was a fucking health nut. Fucking drank kale for Christ sake. Now what the fuck is going on? You were supposed to be here four days ago.
Lockhart: Yeah, but there was an accident. Didn't-they said they contacted you and you knew.
[He turns his head and sees Hanna dancing in the background]
Hank: What accident? No, nobody called.
Lockhart: ...Are you sure about that?
Hank: [Irritated] Lockhart, do I have to reiterate to you the importance of what you've been sent there to do? Get Pembroke on the next plane in twenty-four hours, or this whole place goes ass over tits. Lockhart?
[Lockhart has dropped the phone]