The Best Bertie Carvel Quotes

Sherlock: So, you're doing well. You've been abroad a lot.
Seb: Well... some.
Sherlock: Flying all the way around the world twice in a month.
Seb: [laughs] Right. You're doing that thing.
[to John]
Seb: We were at uni together, and this guy here had a trick he used to do.
Sherlock: It's not a trick.
Seb: He could look at you and tell your whole life story.
Dr: Yes, I've seen him do it.
Seb: Put the wind up everybody, we hated it. We'd come down to breakfast in the formal hall and this freak would know you'd been shagging the previous night.
Sherlock: I simply observed.
Seb: Go on, enlighten me. Two trips a month, flying all the way around the world, you're quite right. How could you tell? Are you going to tell me there was a, um, stain on my tie from some special kind of ketchup you can only buy in Manhatten?
Sherlock: No, I...
Seb: Or it was the mud on my shoes?
Sherlock: I was just chatting with your secretary outside. She told me.