The Best Betsy Quotes

Narrator: Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.
Betsy: Hi.
Ursula: Hi.
Betsy: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?
Ursula: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower.
Betsy: Not anymore.
Ursula: Oh! George.
[sees him naked]
George: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.
[sees Betsy]
George: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle.
Betsy: Charmed, I'm sure.
Ursula: George, hold this big book.
[he holds book covering his front part]
Ursula: Cover the booty.
[puts bowl on behind]
Ursula: Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy.
George: Bye.
Betsy: No problem.
[to herself]
Betsy: Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.

Ursula: So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning.
Betsy: Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes.
[George is wearing a dress]
George: Nice butt flap.