The Best Captain Smith Quotes

Lt. Colonel Girdwood: Morning Smith.
Capt. Smith: Sir.
Lt. Colonel Girdwood: Sgt. Havercamp came in this morning. What did he bring?
Capt. Smith: Twenty-four men, sir.
Lt. Colonel Girdwood: Any Irish fest their ranks?
Capt. Smith: One, sir.
Lt. Colonel Girdwood: Lynch. Set Sgt. Lynch to squad them!

Major: Can I trust you Smith?
Capt. Smith: Yes. I was always uneasy. Always sir. But I'd been purchased over several times. I obtained a Captaincy I could not afford.
Major: I know what that means, Smith.