The Best Carol Berrera Quotes

Carol: I have been looking at your file, and I'm worried that you're falling behind the other students.
Bart: I'm troubled, Ma'am. I need a firm but pretty hand.
Carol: Would you like to have Martin Prince tutor you?
Bart: No! Last time he went to my house, he talked about bird watching all day. Even my mom got sick of it, and she loves boredom.

Martin: How many hospitals did you help to build?
Carol: Negative 3.

Bart: [Thinking] I finally have a cool teacher! What am I doing? I'm sitting up straight, my hands are folded like a nerd...
Carol: Yes?
Bart: [Thinking] And now my hand is up! All right, time to show this naïve young veteran what happens when you call on Bart Simpson.
Bart: Ma'am, my name is Bart, and I am glad to have you as my teacher.
Bart: [Thinking] What the hell?