The Best Charlie Rose Quotes

Charlie: [as Homer is watching "Charlie Rose" on TV late at night] We're back with legendary producer Robert Evans. Now before you did "The Godfather," there was "Love Story." Tell us about that.
Robert: Ah, "Love Story." The little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? Heh, heh, you better believe they weren't. But once that tear-jerker hit John Q. Popcorn, it was boffo boo-hoo box office all the way.
Charlie: And the critics loved it too. I remember Vincent Canby said, "I'm gonna kill you, Homer. You are so dead."
[Homer screams]
Charlie: Now "Chinatown" was a classic, but you had problems with the sequel, "The Two Jakes"?
Robert: Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chilli. I said to myself, "Evans, you forgot Hollywood rule #1: "Kill Homer Simpson."
[Homer screams and cowers under a blanket]

Hannah: [Softly] Okay.
- What kind of kiss do you want?
Charlie: [Whispers] Eskimo.
Hannah: In and out.
- I'll be right back.