The Best Christian Jules Le Blanc Quotes

Victoria Nicole Newman #4: [they are all standing in the Abbott's living room] Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Oh, didn't Jack tell you?
Victoria Nicole Newman #4: Tell me what?
Michael: Well, see, my mother came to town and married Jack's father so we's kin now...
John: Please, I just ate.

[Damon hears that Michael is interested in Victoria]
Damon: Well, I'll be damned.
Michael: I'm sure you will be.